Here's a sampling of some specials to help you beat the "how the fuck did it get to be Monday again" blues -- 25% off the food menu at Mediterranean restaurant Pierre Loti West in Chelsea (entrees $15-25), BYOB no corkage at Apiary (entrees $24-32) in the East Village, 30% off wines over $30 at LES wine bar Jadis, $1 oysters at the East Village Latin-American wine bar Desnuda, and $10 fajitas at Cilantro in UES.